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    憨厚的儿子
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    早餐.我们已经吃完,儿子还在夸夸其谈.
    老公说:“昨天吃了桃子,今天肚子不舒服。”
    儿子说:“我也是。刚刚拉了一大泡屎,有这么大一碗。”
    儿子举着他的碗,一板正经地强调,碗里还有半碗面,一个鸡蛋。
    我们又想吐又想笑。
    [ 此贴最后由七0一在2009-4-2 22:02:44编辑过 ]
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      [QUOTE][B]下面引用由[U]七0一[/U]发表的内容:[/B]

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      早餐.我们已经吃完,儿子还在夸夸其谈.
      老公...[/QUOTE]
       
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        [B]儿子[/B]

        [TABLE][TR][TD])
         
        [COLOR=gray]http://pp.sohu.com/photoview-141113901-19857722.html[/COLOR]
        [COLOR=red]访问网址超出本站范围,不能确定是否安全[/COLOR]
        [URL=http://pp.sohu.com/photoview-141113901-19857722.html]继续访问[/URL] [URL=http://www.bzrzy.cn/bbs/a/a.asp?B=304&ID=166236#ntg]取消访问[/URL][URL=http://pp.sohu.com/photoview-141113901-19857722.html][IMGA=0,absMiddle]http://122.img.pp.sohu.com/images/2007/10/2/19/6/115fb52367d.jpg[/IMGA][/URL] [ALIGN=center]小侄子九岁了。比儿子大四个月,却矮半个脑袋。[/ALIGN][ALIGN=center]我对儿子说:"把你穿不下的衣服给哥哥穿,好吗?"[/ALIGN][ALIGN=center]“不行。”[/ALIGN][ALIGN=center]“为什么?[/ALIGN][ALIGN=center]“我要留给我儿子穿。”[/ALIGN][ALIGN=center]“小气鬼,那你现在就穿你爸爸的衣服吧!”[/ALIGN][ALIGN=center]“我不穿。但是我儿子要养成艰苦朴素的习惯。”[/ALIGN][/TD][/TR][/TABLE]
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          [B]儿子的笑话[/B]

          [TABLE][TR][TD]  
                                   (一)
          刚刚看新闻时听到:白俄罗斯在女子花样自由游泳比赛中获得金牌,
          儿子马上问我:“妈妈,黑俄罗斯在哪里?”
          “哪里有什么黑俄罗斯?”
          “没有黑俄罗斯为什么有白俄罗斯?”
                                      (二)
          我昨天买了一条自己向往已久的裙子:纯白色,下摆有三层,呈波浪式。
          “妈妈,我想买<<变形金刚>>的碟.”
          “不行。”
          “为什么你给自己买衣服就买得?”
          “这是我自己工作赚的钱。”
          “你以为自己穿了这件衣服很漂亮吗?人不像人,怪不像怪。穿成这个样式,你以为自己还没有结婚吗?别忘了你已经结了婚,生了崽。”
          小畜牲,比他老子还在厉害。 [/TD][/TR][/TABLE]
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            [B]有味的猪舌[/B]

            [TABLE][TR][TD][FACE=楷体_GB2312][SIZE=6]今天中午我和六岁的外甥女,十岁的儿子一起吃饭.[/FACE][/SIZE]
            [FACE=楷体_GB2312][SIZE=6]外甥女夹起一块囟猪舌尝了一下说:“怎么有股气味?”[/FACE][/SIZE]
            [FACE=楷体_GB2312][SIZE=6]儿子不相信:“不可能吧,怎么会......”[/FACE][/SIZE]
            [FACE=楷体_GB2312][SIZE=6]外甥女睁着圆溜溜的大眼睛高声说“猪天天吃饭,你什么时候见它们涮过牙齿?”[/FACE][/SIZE]
            [FACE=楷体_GB2312][SIZE=6]儿子信服得五体投地:“真的。难怪有点臭豆腐的味道。”[/FACE][/SIZE]
            [FACE=楷体_GB2312][SIZE=6]外甥女补充说“这硬是屎的味道。”[/FACE][/SIZE]
            [FACE=楷体_GB2312][SIZE=6]一桌子人都吐[/FACE][/SIZE][/TD][/TR][/TABLE]
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              小孩子就是可爱
              我在一座叫做"教育"的山上拣到了些柴火,不小心点燃拉,却燃烧了我的岁月,使我的心一直炽热!个人博客:http://lglovewp.blog.163.com/
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                [QUOTE][B]下面引用由[U]七0一[/U]发表的内容:[/B]

                 
                早餐.我们已经吃完,儿子还在夸夸其谈.
                老公说:“昨天吃了桃子,今天肚子不舒服。”
                儿子说:“我也是。刚刚拉了一大泡屎,有这么大一碗。”
                儿子举着他的碗,一板正经地强调,碗里还有半碗...[/QUOTE]
                 
                儿子的比喻也太贴切了吧。



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                      The poor are very wonderful people. One evening we went out and we picked up four people from the street. And one of them was in a most terrible condition,and I told the sisters: You take care of the other three. I take care of this one who looked worse. So I did for her all that my love can do. I put her in bed, and there was such a beautiful smile on her face. She took hold of my hand as she said just the words "thank you"  and she died. I could not help but examine my consciencebefore her and I asked what would I say if I was in her place. And my answer was very simple. ([url=http://www.wotlkgolds.com]wow gold[/url]I would have tried to draw a little attention to)myself. I would have said I am hungry, that I am dying, I am cold, I am in pain, or something, but she gave me much more-she gave me her grateful love. And she died with a smile on her face. As did that man whom we picked up from the drain, half eaten with worms, and we brought him to the home. "I have lived like an animal in the street, but I am going to die like an angel, loved and cared for." And it was so wonderful to see the greatness of that man who could speak like that, who could die like that without blaming anybody, without cursing anybody, without comparing anything. Like an angel-this is the greatness of our people. And that is why we believe what Jesus had said: I was hungry, I was naked, I was homeless, I was unwanted, unloved, uncared for, and you did it to me.
                      I believe that we are not real social workers. We may be doing social work in the eyes of the people, but we are really contemplatives in the heart of the world. For we are touching the body of Christ twenty-four hours…And I think that in our family we don't need bombs and guns, to destroy, to bring peace, just get together, love one another, bring that peace, that joy, that strength of presence of each other in the home. ([url=http://www.wow-powerleveling.org]wow power leveling[/url],) And we will be able to overcome all the evil that is in the world.
                       And with this prize that I have received as a Prize of Peace, I am going to try to make the home for many people who have no home. Because I believe that love begins at home, and if we can create a home for the poor I think that more and more love will spread. And we will be able through this understanding love to bring peace be the good news to the poor. The poor in our own family first, in our country and in the world. To be able to do this, our Sisters, our lives have to be wove with prayer. They have to be woven with Christ to be able to understand, to be able to share. Because to be woven with Christ is to be able to understand, to be able to share. Because today there is so much suffering…When I pick up a person from the street, hungry, I give him a plate of rice, a piece of bread, I have satisfied. ([url=http://www.wow-powerleveling.org/wow+power+leveling.html]world of warcraft power leveling[/url],) I have removed that hunger. But a person who is shut out, who feels unwanted, unloved, terrified, the person who has been thrown out from society-that poverty is so full of hurt and so unbearable…And so let us always meet each other with a smile, for the smile is the beginning of love, and once we begin to love each other naturally we want to do something.
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