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    [FACE=Times New Roman]            [SIZE=4]                       [/FACE][/SIZE][SIZE=4]漏洞洞的塑料袋[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4]今天下午问先生怎么不见他穿马夹时,出现了口误,竟把“马夹”说成了“内衬”,发觉不对了,又换成了“夹克”,还是发觉不对,第三次才说对了“马夹”。先生听了忍不住笑了,说:“居然把马夹说成内衬、夹克,还把‘大十字’说成‘十字架(这是我二十多年前说错的话)。’”这时女儿刚好放学回来了,他还对女儿说:“大姐,你妈妈最有名的笑话是把‘大十字’说成‘十字架’。哈哈哈……”笑了一会接着说:“你怎能么不说‘漏洞洞的塑料袋’来才更精彩呢!”我们听了都不解,问他是什么意思?[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4]他说,有个刚当爸爸的年轻老师去人家门面买纱窗,结果到了门面,却不知道纱窗叫什么,可能是一时想不起来了吧,于是问那个售货员:“你家这里有漏洞洞的那种塑料袋吗?”售货员怎么也想不明白,怎么会要买漏洞洞的塑料袋?他要用来做装什么?想了半天还是不知道是什么东西,于是又问他:“你是要用来干什么用的?”他说:“就是用来挡窗子,蚊子才不飞进来的好个。”售货员听了哈哈大笑,说:“亏你还是个老师,连纱窗都不知道怎么说。”[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4]听罢,我和女儿也忍不住哈哈笑了,我们三个人笑成了一团。[/SIZE]
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      真搞笑,做为一名教师,连纱窗都不晓得,说成了有漏洞洞的那种塑料袋,太有才了。教师在增长专业水平的同时,还要增长社会知识,否则就落伍了。
      我是一名普通的班主任,用我的智慧去影响学生的一生。教学生活虽然平淡,但不能平庸。自新应似长江水,日夜奔腾永不息!追求教育之梦——做一名优秀的班主任!
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        这老师很幽默...
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          呵呵!这是一时语塞的情况,可以谅解。感谢春兰老师!欢迎燕山玫瑰老师和大嘴小宋老师!
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            [QUOTE][B]下面引用由[U]燕山玫瑰[/U]发表的内容:[/B]

            真搞笑,做为一名教师,连纱窗都不晓得,说成了有漏洞洞的那种塑料袋,太有才了。教师在增长专业水平的同时,还要增长社会知识,否则就落伍了。[/QUOTE]
            谢谢燕山玫瑰老师的关注!的确,作为老师,更应该增长点社会知识,还要多注意规范自己的口语表达,包括我自己。谢谢燕山玫瑰老师的指点!
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              [QUOTE][B]下面引用由[U]大嘴小宋[/U]发表的内容:[/B]

              这老师很幽默...
              呵呵[/QUOTE]
              谢谢总版主的关注!让您见笑了!
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                [QUOTE][B]下面引用由[U]靳增果[/U]发表的内容:[/B]

                呵呵!这是一时语塞的情况,可以谅解。感谢春兰老师!欢迎燕山玫瑰老师和大嘴小宋老师![/QUOTE]
                谢谢增果老师的理解和鼓励!
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                  哈哈,漏洞洞的塑料袋,那位老师真是太有才了!
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                    [QUOTE][B]下面引用由[U]梅园[/U]发表的内容:[/B]

                    哈哈,漏洞洞的塑料袋,那位老师真是太有才了![/QUOTE]
                    这可能是因为少数民族教师见识少,而且从来没接触过,所以一时想不起来叫什么。
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                      Sometimes I have thought it would be an excellent rule to live each day as if we should die tomorrow. Such an attitude would emphasize sharply the values of life. We should live each day with a gentleness, a vigor, and a keenness of appreciation which are often lost when time stretches before us in the constant panorama of more days and months and years to come. There are those, of course, who would adopt the Epicurean motto of "Eat, drink, and be merry," but most people would be chastened by the certainty of impending death.

                        In stories the doomed hero is usually saved at the last minute by some stroke of fortune, but almost always his sense of values is changed. he becomes more appreciative of the meaning of life and its permanent spiritual values. It hasoften been noted that those who live, or have lived, in the shadow of death bring a mellow sweetness to everything they do. ([url=http://www.live4game.com]wow power leveling[/url])

                        Most of us, however, take life for granted. We know that one day we must die, but usually we picture that day as far in the future. When we are in buoyant health, death is all but unimaginable. We seldom think of it. The days stretch out in an endless vista. So we go about our petty tasks, hardly aware of our listless attitude toward life.

                        The same lethargy, I am afraid, characterizes the use of all our faculties and senses. Only the deaf appreciate hearing, only the blind realize the manifold blessings that lie in sight. Particularly does this observation apply to those who have lost sight and hearing in adult life. But those who have never suffered impairment of sight or hearing seldom make the fullest use of these blessed faculties. Their eyes and ears take in all sights and sounds hazily, without concentration and with little appreciation. It is the same old story of not being grateful for what we have until we lose it, of not being conscious of health until we are ill.([url=http://www.live4game.com/world-of-warcraft-powerleveling-37.html]world of warcraft power leveling[/url])

                        I have often thought it would be a blessing if each human being were stricken blind and deaf for a few days at some time during his early adult life. Darkness would make him more appreciative of sight; silence would tech him the joys of sound.

                        Now and them I have tested my seeing friends to discover what they see. Recently I was visited by a very good friends who had just returned from a long walk in the woods, and I asked her what she had observed…"Nothing in particular, "she replied. I might have been incredulous had I not been accustomed to such reposes, for long ago I became convinced that the seeing see little.

                        How was it possible, I asked myself, to walk for an hour through the woods and see nothing worthy of note? I who cannot see find hundreds of things to interest me through mere touch. I feel the delicate symmetry of a leaf. I pass my hands lovingly about the smooth skin of a silver birch, or the rough, shaggy bark of a pine. In the spring I touch the branches of trees hopefully in search of a bud the first sign of awakening Nature after her winter's sleep. I feel the delightful, velvety texture of a flower, and discover its remarkable convolutions; and something of the miracle of Nature is revealed to me. Occasionally, if I am very fortunate, I place my hand gently on a small tree and feel the happy quiver of a bird in full song. I am delighted to have the cool waters of a brook rush thought my open finger. To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug. To me the page ant of seasons is a thrilling and unending drama, the action of which streams through my finger tips.

                        At times my heart cries out with longing to see all these things. If I can get so much pleasure from mere touch, how much more beauty must be revealed by sight. Yet, those who have eyes apparently see little. the panorama of color and action which fills the world is taken for granted. It is human, perhaps, to appreciate little that which we have and to long for that which we have not, but it is a great pity that in the world of light the gift of sight is used only as a mere conveniences rather than as a means of adding fullness to life.  ([url=http://www.u4game.com]wow power leveling[/url])

                        If I were the president of a university I should establish a compulsory course in "How to Use Your Eyes". The professor would try to show his pupils how they could add joy to their lives by really seeing what passes unnoticed before them. He would try to awake their dormant and sluggish faculties.

                        Perhaps I can best illustrate by imagining what I should most like to see if I were given the use of my eyes, say, for just three days. And while I am imagining, suppose you, too, set your mind to work on the problem of how you would use your own eyes if you had only three more days to see. If with the on-coming darkness of the third night you knew that the sun would never rise for you again, how would you spend those three precious intervening days? What would you most want to let your gaze rest upon?

                        I, naturally, should want most to see the things which have become dear to me through my years of darkness. You, too, would want to let your eyes rest on the things that have become dear to you so that you could take the memory of them with you into the night that loomed before you ([url=http://www.u4game.com/Wow_Power_Leveling.html]world of warcraft power leveling[/url])

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                                                                漏洞洞的塑料袋
                          今天下午问先生怎么不见他穿马夹时,出现了口误,竟把“马夹”说成了“内衬”,发觉不对了,又换成了“...[/QUOTE]
                         
                          漏洞洞的塑料袋,太有喜剧天赋了。
                          就好像我听见月光英语老师说的:今天,我们吃了公鸡夫人的孩子(鸡蛋)!令人喷饭!
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                          [QUOTE][B]下面引用由[U]taotao[/U]发表的内容:[/B]

                          Sometimes I have thought it would be an excellent rule to live each day as if we should die tomorrow...[/QUOTE]
                            这位老师的洋文我可是一句也看不懂,就无法开心一笑了。
                          天空没有翅膀的痕迹,但我已飞过!论坛惊现逍遥的风采, 我不是路过!  
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